Why it's too late for Nikolai Volkoff...

We have decided not to write about Nikolai Volkoff this evening. It's nearly 11 p.m. EST and we have work in the morning. We would like to apologize to Mr. Volkoff (real name Josip Peruzovic) and his family for any pain we might have caused. Please know that our decision was a hard one to make. It tugged at our heartstrings all night, and by all night, we mean the last five minutes. We sincerely hope to write about Nikolai Volkoff as soon as humanly possible. The Croation wrestling legend who claimed to be from Russia is never too far from our thoughts and hearts. We go to bed knowing the world is a better place with him in it. Goodnight sweet prince. We will dream about your remarkable cover of Jay and the American's "Cara Mia." Why must we say goodbye? Because it's late. Take that, Mike Rotundo.