Often times during the course of a wrestling show, they'll be a nip slip or a random ass shot of one of the grapplers when they're about to be pinned or something. What never happens, however, is a meltdown by an esteemed announcer. That won't happen anytime soon with Mike Tenay. But, here's
Seven Things Mike Tenay Can Do To Be More Interesting: - Change his monikor from "The Professor" to "Ravishing" Mike Tenay
- Challenge his bowtie and underwear to a Handicap match
- Hop onboard the "Lex Express"
- Shout obscenities at that guy who used to be "Disco Inferno"
- Change entrance music to the latest Sarah McLachlan song
- Masturbate in Bobby Heenan's Weasel Suit
- Borrow Mean Gene's mustache and combover
Often times during the course of a wrestling show, they'll be a nip slip or a random ass shot of one of the grapplers when they're about to be pinned or something. What never happens, however, is a meltdown by an esteemed announcer. That won't happen anytime soon with Mike Tenay. But, here's Seven Things Mike Tenay Can Do To Be More Interesting: 
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