Know Your Role

Here's four reasons why The Rock should feel embarrased:

1. He had a dingle-berry hairdo as Rocky Maivia

2. Made Gridiron Gang, which managed to be less inspirational than that Michelle Pfeiffer lump of shit Dangerous Minds

3. Going out with Eugene... seriously, his last WWE appearance was with a retard

4. Growing an awkard goatee at Wrestlemania XX