Five reasons why we prefer Sid Fernandez to Sid Vicious
1. Sid Vicious didn't win a World Series with the Mets
2. Sid Fernandez didn't break his ankle in a wrestling ring.
3. Sid Vicious didn't throw left-handed.
4. Sid Fernandez never pretended to be a main eventer.
5. Sid Vicious' funky blond perm can't compare with Sid Fernandez's 80s man mullet.