Never leave home without your rubbers...
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
For what it's worth...
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
Sensitive Ponytail Man
Ode to Ole
Double A
Who's Next!?!? Who Cares!??!
Mental Music Video, Vol. 2
Beautiful - lyrics by James Blunt
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.
Where's Virgil?!?!?
Monday, January 29, 2007
WrestleMania is predictable
here's our early stab at the lineup... on another note, what the fuck was this game about anyway?
cena vs. the undertaker vs. hbk
orton vs. edge
batista vs. kennedy
mickie james vs. victoria vs. who the fuck cares vs. another broad
booker vs benoit (yet again) or finley vs. booker (again for all you wcw fans out there)
haas and benjamin (obvious eventual tag champs) vs carlito and super crazy
flair and rhodes vs. dykstra and another washed up legend (we can only hope)
add your matches to this list ... predictable developments are on-going...
cena vs. the undertaker vs. hbk
orton vs. edge
batista vs. kennedy
mickie james vs. victoria vs. who the fuck cares vs. another broad
booker vs benoit (yet again) or finley vs. booker (again for all you wcw fans out there)
haas and benjamin (obvious eventual tag champs) vs carlito and super crazy
flair and rhodes vs. dykstra and another washed up legend (we can only hope)
add your matches to this list ... predictable developments are on-going...
If We Had a Say...
Schmecklemania 2007
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Softcore porn
Don't forget your rubbers..
We all had those Rubber figures back in the day and you know we all used magic marker on our Paul Orndorff to make him look like the Ultimate Warrior. On that note here is a Top Ten list of the figures that were never made:
-Brother Love
-Rene Goulet
-Lord Alfred Hayes
-"Dangerous" Danny Davis
-Lelani Kai
-Sgt. Slaughter
-Cousin Luke
-Paul Roma
-"The Natural" Butch Reed
-Jacques Rougeau
Hulk Still Rules
Will announce for food
Hi, My name's Tony. I like long walks on the beach, shuffleboard, and calling crappy matches. In my spare time, I yell "oh my goodness" and fold my hands in front of the camera. If you're interested, google me and someway, somehow, you'll find me or you can catch me every Tuesday night on "Howard Finkel's House of Tinkle."
Turning Japanese (I Really Think So)
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Hello My Name Is..
Friday, January 26, 2007
The Rejected Face Push of the Week
El Sid
Five reasons why we prefer Sid Fernandez to Sid Vicious
1. Sid Vicious didn't win a World Series with the Mets
2. Sid Fernandez didn't break his ankle in a wrestling ring.
3. Sid Vicious didn't throw left-handed.
4. Sid Fernandez never pretended to be a main eventer.
5. Sid Vicious' funky blond perm can't compare with Sid Fernandez's 80s man mullet.
1. Sid Vicious didn't win a World Series with the Mets
2. Sid Fernandez didn't break his ankle in a wrestling ring.
3. Sid Vicious didn't throw left-handed.
4. Sid Fernandez never pretended to be a main eventer.
5. Sid Vicious' funky blond perm can't compare with Sid Fernandez's 80s man mullet.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
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