Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Can't Touch Piper's Pit

The Snake Pit was damn good. The Highlight Reel was pretty funny. Piper's Pit? That's just plain legendary. Yet, for some reason, subpar wrestlers throughout the years are given shows within a show. To name a few: Adrian Adonis had his frickin' Flower Shop. Brutus Beefcake had the Barber Shop. And, we'll speak for the general wrestling public and say what the cock was Edge's show all about? We'd rather see Mean Gene in a singlet than watch that again. So, without further delay, here's a list of wrestling talent we wish had a show within a show - dead or alive. Sorry Theodore Long, you didn't make the cut... but stay tuned we'll pencil you in somewhere, playah.
  1. JYD's Junkyard
  2. Jake "The Snake" Roberts' Crackhouse
  3. Typhoon's Love Boat
  4. Viscera's Vagina
  5. The Iron Sheik's Turkish Bathhouse
  6. Howard Finkel's House of Tinkle
  7. Scott Hall's Pharmacy

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